Those first two games? Just warmups. Tonight is the real deal. Back at home. On our own turf. Under our own cloudless sky. In our way-cooler stadium.
Our stadium rules. Which would you rather play in? A grand midcentury icon that’s been deemed baseball’s most beautiful since its 1962 opening day—or an aging century-old relic that almost got demolished.
It’s also much bigger. With a nighttime capacity of 37,000, Fenway Park is such a teeny tiny ballpark it’s a wonder they even allow them to play major league baseball there. Dodger Stadium, on the other hand, holds 56,000. That’s a hell of a lot more people yelling “Go Dodgers.”
So what if there was a rainbow over Fenway? We have sunsets. Every night.
Our big dig beats their Big Dig. Does Elon Musk want to tunnel to Fenway Park?
Dodgers got their name from streetcars. What the hell are “sox,” again?
— Metro (@metrolosangeles) October 23, 2018
Boston has a Green Monster. We grow green monsters.
We have this:
— Steve Saldivar (@stevesaldivar) October 26, 2018
When you shout “Beat LA” it sounds like you’re shouting “Be LA.” Which we know everyone wants to.
No one actually likes clam chowder.Flamin’ Hot Cheeto-dusted elotes, on the other hand…